And it goes a little something like this...
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Dear Spring 2009 Schedule Proofs,
How does it feel to be my bitch?
Sincerely,
Memphis
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Dear Jared Padalecki,
Well, it's not Season 1 hair, but I do approve. Also, you are cleverly hiding that forehead o' doom. Dooooom.
With Love and Naked Jensens,
Memphis
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